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Hello
Trinity,
I know love is blind so can you take the blindfold off
me and tell me why I shouldn’t move in with my lover
right away. I can only see the good right now.
Blinded, Chicago, Ill.
Hello Blinded,
Yes, since love is blind, it’s easy to be persuaded into
irrational situations. So here’s:
Trinity’s Negative Realities For What “You’ll
Now Have To Do”
Once You Move In With Your Mate
1. You’ll now have very little priviate time.
2. You’ll now have to start making your schedule
fit around theirs.
3. You’ll now have to work twice as hard to keep your
place clean since there’s twice the mess.
4. You’ll now have less romantic dates
since you don’t have to date, you live together. (Don’t
cry, honey!)
5. You’ll now be forced to see each other every day
and every night.
6. You’ll no longer be going on as many romantic trips
just to see each other, you see each other every day now. (Hey,
you’ll save money for therapy.)
7. You’ll now have to groom, shower, wash your hair
and brush your teeth more often since someone has to see
and smell
you every day.
8. You’ll also now have to answer to and be responsible
for someone else on a daily basis. (Hey, what’s going
on?)
9. You’ll now get to fight over decor, TV shows,
radio stations, houseguests and lighting. (Hey, what happened
to
my dreams?)
10. Lastly, you’ll now have to deal
with someone else’s self-esteem,
self-righteousness and self-destruction. (Sorry, but you asked!)
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