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1.
Because I waited patiently for your calls, emails, late arrivals, early
departures and your endless voicemails.
2. Because I cooked you dinner,
lunch and breakfast and ate 15 of your weird concoctions just because
you asked me to.
3. Because I helped move your old stove, old boxes,
old tires and old relatives, besides fixing your toilet, stove, air
conditioner and your hairpiece.
4. Because I woke up early, went to bed
late, changed my plans, my times and my own work schedule just to fit
yours.
5. Because I listened to your infinite complaints about work,
family, life and politics plus listened to your music, watched your
TV shows and went
to your family outings, never mind listening to you burp, fart,
sneeze and snore.
6. Because I dealth with your smoking, drinking,
shyness and jealousy besides your addictions to late night eating,
insecurity, work
and “Sex
In The City.”
7. Because I went to bad movies, loud concerts,
lousy plays and boring art openings just because you asked
me to.
8. Because I massaged your tired back, wiped your
crying eyes, cleaned your dirty house and washed your smelly laundry.
9. Because I tried tirelessly to say, feel and do the right thing, wear
the right clothes and sleep in the right position
while
never complaining
once.
10. Lastly, because I let you teach me, train me,
manipulate me and persuade me into believing how much you loved,
cherished and
cared
about me. That’s
why you need to be there when you break up with me.
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