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1.
Don’t talk about moving in together. It’s too soon. (Unless
you find a two-bedroom apartment for $500 in Montreal or $2,000 in NYC.)
2.
Don’t talk about marriage. Not just yet.
3. Don’t talk
about open relationships, threeways or threesomes unless you have
no sex life and still want to stay together.
4. Don’t talk
about your past sexual escapades. Everyone has parts of their
past that no one needs to know about — ever.
5. Don’t talk
about buying property together. Baby, it’s
unnecessary.
6. Don’t talk about his or her financial issues.
You don’t
want to get that close to anyone just yet.
7. Don’t talk
about his or her family’s problems. As a matter
of fact, never talk about them, especially about his or her
mother.
8. Don’t talk about the benefits of plastic
surgery even if you have to look at his or her double chin
and crossed-eye forever.
9. Don’t talk about borrowing
money even if one of you has a lot more than the other. Refer
to the song: “Money Changes Everything.”
10. And,
lastly, don’t talk about religious conversions, sex
changes or George W. Bush. It’s way too upsetting.
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