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1.
When someone won’t talk about their job then they’re probably
a doctor, a lawyer, a priest or a CIA agent.
2. When someone won’t
talk about where they live then they’re
possibly living in a bad neighborhood, marriage, prison cell or mental
hospital.
3. When someone won’t disclose there last name then
you can presume they’re a famous actor or politician (i.e.
Schwarzenegger) ashamed of their family ties (i.e. Bin Laden) or
wanted for heinous
crimes (i.e.
Dahmer).
4. When someone won’t talk about their childhood then
they’re
likely to have been very religious, rich, abused or from a very
far away planet.
5. When someone won’t answer, “What
brought you here?” then
there’s a chance they’re escaping from a relationship,
memory loss, child abuse or (you guessed it) prison.
6. When
someone won’t answer the question, “Why are you
talking to me?” then they may be shy (Ah, um — me?),
delusional (Who am I?), incestuous (Mother?) or an undercover
cop (Must
I arrest you?).
7. When someone won’t talk about where
they’re going after
they talk to you then they could be going to cheat, gamble,
get drunk (again) or running away forever.
8. When someone
won’t talk about their day then they presumably
got fired, crashed the car, lost your dog or witnessed a
very bad decorating job.
9. When someone won’t talk about last night then in
all likelihood they either got laid, arrested, gambled it
all away or gave
themselves away in a Vegas wedding.
10. Lastly, when someone won’t
talk at all then they’re unfortunately
very upset, shy, sick with laryngitis, mute or very confused
because you won’t stop
asking them questions.
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