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1.
A Psychology Degree: Because you’ll be expected to know just how
to figure out, point out and prove it’s not your fault.
2. An Accounting Degree: Because anyone can go crazy spending and you’ll
be expected to know just how to pay for it.
3. A Law Degree: Because misunderstandings and/or accidents happen
and you’ll be expected to defend your innocence.
4. A Handyman’s License: Because things break and you’ll
be expected to fix them. So keep the manuals.
5. A Chauffeur’s License: Because loved ones need a ride or a move
and you’ll be expected to drive anyone everywhere so that everyone’s
happy.
6. A Psychic’s License: Because you’ll be expected to “know” or “see” everything
especially things that were never said or shown to you yet.
7. A Secretary’s Training: Because mistakes come back to haunt you
and you’ll be expected to “pull up” everything
in perfect detail proving just what really happened.
8. A Motivational Leaders Training: Because one of you will
surely be less motivated and you’ll be expected to “take responsibility” and “recreate
a new outcome.”
9. A Telephone Lineman’s Training: Because communication lines breakdown
and you’ll be expected to know just the right “line” to
make it all work right.
10. A Nanny’s License: Because even if there’s no children
you’ll eventually be expected to clean, cook, sew, nurture and keep
everyone “pacified.”
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