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1.
If you don’t read LOL (laugh out loud) at least three times by
the 10th email, then your CP may be a bore, a brain or a mortician.
2. If your CP writes with a righteous, serious or know-it-all tone,
then get ready to chat with The Christian Right — who are never
wrong.
3. If your CP writes, “I hate,” “I’m totally over” or “I
hope you’re not that (or this stereo) type,” prepare
to meet Mister or Miss Miserable.
4. If your CP only posts nude pictures, he or she may only want a bang
with you or your whole gang.
5. If you see misspelled or incomprehensible phrases like, “Wil yu
pley wit me,” then prepare to meet a young, unintelligent
non-English speaking CP.
6. If your CP only writes short messages once in a while, then prepare
to meet the workaholic or the partier.
7. If your CP writes long messages every day, then prepare to meet the
computer geek or the unemployed.
8. If your CP writes, “I’m on anti-depressants and have low
self-esteem,” then get a psychology degree before meeting
this person.
9. If your CP talks about genital size, sexual desires and/or rendezvous
locations, then you may not be chatting with the Virgin Mary/Manny.
10. Lastly, if you’re denied a head shot, an email address, a cellphone
number or relevant information then this CP may be ugly, in “the
closet” or even worse — married.
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