A
friend of mine with a pinpoint ability to spot the bizarre in life recently
sent me a link to a story on the Australian Broadcasting Corporation’s
website. It seems a library in Sweden is lending out more than books
and magazines. This library lets you “borrow” people, including
a homosexual, an imam, a journalist, an animal rights activist, a Muslim
woman and a Gypsy.
That is one unique take on reference materials.
“You sometimes hear people’s prejudices and you realize that they
are just uninformed,” said Ulla Brohed of the Malmö Library.
The Living Library project allows people to look their prejudices in the
eye and become more informed. Patrons can check out these “items” for
a 45-minute tête-à-tête in the library’s outdoor
cafe.
Who pays for the coffee and Swedish pastry I couldn’t tell you.
Yup, this is a pretty out-there idea. And I’m all for it. Anything
that might increase communication and understanding I’m willing to
cheer. But as a former library employee, I worry about pragmatic matters.
Where, for instance, will these items be housed? If you stash them with
the books, arrange each person on a shelf in the nonfiction section, they’ll
take up a dizzying amount of needed shelf space. Rolling them around on
the library carts will be no picnic either.
I’m sure Swedish libraries have gone computerized, so at the circulation
desk these resources won’t be stamped on the forehead with the due
date. However, they might not like being scanned any better.
A patron with overdues likely won’t be allowed to take any of these
items out. The words from the librarian at the circulation desk will be
firm: “You have Harry Potter at home and a Gypsy in the cafe. You
can’t check out the imam until you bring those back.”
If these offerings prove popular, there will be waiting lists. An individual
who likes to learn — or argue — could sign up for each person.
If an offering doesn’t generate a waiting list, I hope his or her
feelings won’t be hurt. And if the gay guy generates a mighty long
list of only men’s names, well, the librarians might look for a less
handsome resource. Or a lesbian.
Appropriately, librarians take a dim view of materials being returned in
bad shape. Sometimes patrons don’t return items at all. I hope in
Malmö the librarians have considered the safety of the materials being
lent out. It seems so — patrons can only take these items to the
library’s cafe, after all. If patrons wish more insight than that
gleaned in a 45-minute conversation, well, perhaps they can renew.
Finally, I can’t help wondering: How will these items fit into the
return slot?
It might be difficult for Americans to understand why a journalist is included
among the resources — and it might not. Brohed of the Malmö Library
said patrons could discover that, “Maybe not all journalists are
know-it-all and sensationalist, just unafraid and curious.”
Though I don’t speak Swedish, I’d be willing to go on loan.
The thing is, I qualify as both a journalist and a homosexual. Since the
human resources are being paid “a small sum,” I’d demand
double pay for covering two bases.
But they might not want me, inasmuch as my spiel would sound like this: “I’m
a lesbian because I’m emotionally and physically drawn to women.
I’m a journalist because it seemed like a good idea at the time.
And by the way, I do know it all. Never doubt that. Now if you’ll
just return me, I have a date with the animal rights activist.”